SHOPS ON MONSTER ALLEY
DEFINITELY NOT DRAGON CLOTHES
All clothing in this store comes from dragon skin. It is enchanted to that it looks feels like leather so no one but you will know that you are wearing dragon skin. Dragon skin is valued because it is both fire proof and waterproof. It is illegal to sell dragon skin. If you want to buy from this store, you have to know what to say when you knock on the door. When the clerk opens the spy hole you should say, “I hear that it’s a good day for flying.” This phrase will let the clerk know that you are a customer (not an officer) and he will let you into the store.
Dragon skin slippers - 30 gold coins
Dragon skin Sandals - 30 gold coins
Short dragon skin boots - 50 gold coins
High dragon skin boots - 60 gold coins
White dragon skin shorts - 30 gold coins
Dyed dragon skin shorts (in the colour of your choice) - 30 gold coins
White dragon skin pants - 50 gold coins
Dyed dragon skin pants (in the colour of your choice) - 60 gold coins
White dragon skin shirt - 35 gold coins
Dyed dragon skin shirt (in the colour of your choice) - 40 gold coins
Padded dragon skin shirt to go under hauberk - 45 gold coins
White dragon skin dress - 50 gold coins
dragon skin dress (in the colour of your choice) - 55 gold coins
White dragon skin cotton cloak - 35 gold coins
Hooded dragon skin cloak i(n colour of your choice) - 40 gold coins
White dragon skin cloak with hood - 45 gold coins
White hooded dragon skin cloak with hood and 6 inner pockets - 50 gold coins
dragon skin belt - 20 gold coins
dragon skin coin pouch with dragon skin string attachment - 20 gold coins
dragon skin purse - 25 gold coins
dragon skin hat with wide brim - 25 gold coins
dragon skin hat with rolled up brim - 25 gold coins

CURSED WEAPONS
Long bow arrow – cursed so that when they hit someone, that creature loses their memory completely for one day. Good for one use. – 40 gold coins
Dagger - cursed so that when it strikes someone, that creature begins to dance. They can not attack for one turn until the curse wears off. Good for one use. - 40 gold coins
Whip – will turn into a poisonous great spotted snake when you say the magic word. Snake will change back into a whip after 10 minutes – good for 3 uses. – 40 gold coins
12 Exploding ninja stars – enchanted to explode upon impact when thrown. Each star is good for one use. – 30 gold coins

CURSES R US
Cursed gum – when someone chews this gum, it glues their mouth shut for 5 minutes – 15 gold coins
Cursed honey cookie – when someone eats this cookie, they will only be able to talk about unicorns for 5 minutes – 15 gold coins
Curse shoes – when someone puts these shoes on, the laces ties themselves together at random moments so that the wearer falls down. Good for five use and then they turn into normal shoes. 30 gold pieces

TOTALLY NOT DANGEROUS PETS
The creatures sold in this store are illegal to sell. However, it is not illegal to have one in your possession. To get into the store, knock three times, leave for 10 minutes and come back and knock twice. The shop owner will unlock the door and let you in.
Nixie (7 HP) – relative of the pixie but more wild and unpredictable, fits in your hand, can fly to fetch little things for you but they might decide to steal them and fly away - 200 gold coins
Doblin (9 HP) – light aversion, all doblins keep their skin covered, created by the dark wizard, Tor, by combining goblins, dervals, and unknown ingredients. Very carnivorous. Don’t cut your finger: they go crazy at the sight or smell of blood and they may try to eat you. -300 gold coins

FUNNY FOOD STORE
Exploding Egg - if you try to crack this egg, it will explode in your face - 10 gold coins
Cross-eyed carrot – if you eat one of these, you go cross-eyed for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
Aging Apple – if you eat one of these, you turn old and senile for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
Brain Bread – if you eat a whole loaf of this bread, you get incredibly smart for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
Terrible taters – if you eat two of these potatoes, you will act like a two-year old who is prone to tantrums for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins

BLASTER DISASTER SHOP
Blue blaster - blasts water in an eight foot wide spray. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
Green blaster - you can control the weather within a 10 foot radius. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
Orange blaster -blasts fire in an eight foot come. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
White blaster -blasts boulders (up to 20 feet high) into pieces. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
Yellow blaster - shoots a thin stream of sneezing gas up to 20 feet. The gas makes any creature it touches suffer a sneezing fit that leaves it unable to fight for one round. Good for one use. 100 gold coins

JAFF'S JUNK
headless stuffy - 2 gold coins
strip of old brown carpet - 2 gold coins
headless axe - 3 gold coins
a rusty sword - 5 gold coins
Cena's Starvation Soup Kitchen (Student Store)
Everything in this soup kitchen is free. All creatures (even monsters) can come in for a good hot meal. Don't fight or we'll kick you out.
Today's Regular Menu
bagels and butter
steak
burritos
cake
soup
turkey
mashed potato
Special Monster Menu
mystery eyeball soup
fish eye soup
raw chicken meat slices
animal head on a shish kebob
gore on a plate


DONUT MAKE ME MAD BAKERY (Student Store)
Donuts
Scaredy Cat Donut -If you eat this donut it makes you cowardly for 20 min. - 15 gold coins
Everything But The Kitchen Sink Donut - Gives you double earnings as you are writing for 15 min. - 15 gold coins
See No Evil Donut- Blinds the person who eats it for 10 min. - 15 gold coins
Frog In Your Throat Donut - Makes the person who eats it spit frogs for 20 min. - 15 gold coins
Festive Turkey Dinner- The whole turkey dinner in one donut. You don't feel hungry for a whole day. - 15 gold coins
Ghost Donut- Makes you invisible for one turn. - 15 gold coins
Cookies
Minion Cookie- Spawns 2 minions to help you for one turn. They each have 5 HP. - 20 gold coins
Food Cookie- Gives you 2 extra health for the day. - 20 gold coins
Blah Blah Cookie- Makes a person speak gibberish fo for one turn - 20 gold coinsay.

EMBER'S MONSTER SOUP KITCHEN (Student Store)
To get into this soup kitchen, you must pay 1 gold coin. MONSTER'S ONLY - NO HUMANS ALLOWED
Soup - Choose 1
vbug
jibe
tomato
Entre
grilled cheese sandwich
Cookies - Choose 1
Chocolate chip
peanut butter monster cookie

FELIX'S FANTASTIC JOKE SHOP (Student Store)
Weird Food WARNING: Some of these products may cause harm. Buy at your own risk.
Weird Food
Craving Cabbage – when eaten, you will suddenly crave old and stinky cabbage. Effect lasts ten minutes – 3 gold coins
Brain Rotting Bread – when eaten, rots your brain for ten minutes – 5 gold coins
Bomb Bubble Gum – blow a bubble and when it pops, it explodes. Roll 1D4 for damage toll. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Junk Food Jello – when eaten, you will suddenly want to eat junk food. Effect lasts 10 minutes – 5 gold coins
Giddy Gumdrops – when eaten, you will start running in circles and jumping up and down. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Jelly Leg Beans – eat this jelly bean and your legs will turn into jelly. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Cool Candy Tongue-Tying Toffees – eat this toffee and it will tie your tongue into knots. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Fainting Fizzies – eat this candy and you will faint. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Drooling Dweebs – eat this candy and you will start drooling. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Barfing Butter Mints – Eat this candy and you will start barfing. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Rock Candy – eat this candy and you will turn into a medium sized rock. Effect lasts two turns – 5 gold coins each
Snickers – eat this candy and you will start snickering at everybody. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Fire-Smoking Fudge – eat this fudge and your mouth will start smoking. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Liquifying Lollipops – eat this lollipop and you will turn into liquid candy. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each
Hunger Hamburger – when eaten, you will start feeling very hungry and will want to eat tons of food. Effect lasts ten minutes – 6 gold coins
Century Aging Egg – when eaten, you suddenly look a hundred years older for ten minutes - 7 gold coins
Booster Beans – when eaten, you get a fart boost of one Giant Length – 10 gold coins
Kitty-Cat Chocolate Bar – eat this chocolate and you will transform into a cat with 5 health power. Effect lasts two turns – 10 gold coins
Monster MnM’s – eat this and you will turn into a monster of your choice. The monster has 8hp. Effect lasts two turns – 10 gold coins each
Shielding Smarties – eat this candy and you will be shielded from damage for 2 turns. Effect lasts ten minutes – 10 gold coins each
Fireworks
NOTE: You need to pay a permit fee of five gold coins before you buy any fireworks. You can get the fireworks in these colors: Red, Dark Red, Light Red, Orange, Dark Orange, Light Orange, Yellow, Dark Yellow, Light Yellow, Green, Dark Green, Light Green, Blue, Dark Blue, Light Blue, Purple, Dark Purple, Light Purple, Pink, Dark Pink, Light Pink, Gray, Dark Gray, Light Gray, White, Warm White, and Cool White.
Chrysanthemum Firework – a globe shape of stars and tails – 3 gold coins
Tail Firework – follows a star or comet – 3 gold coins
Willow Firework – a long cascading burst with stars that fall downward – 5 gold coins
Peony Firework – an expanding globe shaped color changing burst – 5 gold coins
Glitter Firework – a constant flow of strobing sparkles – 5 gold coins
Fish Firework – begins as stars but then the stars quickly swim away from the burst – 5 gold coins
Crosette Firework – a comet that splits into stars and tails – 5 gold coins
Pearls Firework – a multitude of bright glowing stars that dissolve – 5 gold coins
Strobe Firework – a quick series of flickers and flashes – 5 gold coins
Brocade Firework – weaving clusters within a star burst – 7 gold coins
Palm Firework – long cascading stars that burst with thick glittery tails – 7 gold coins
Bees Firework – many points of light that disperse into different directions - 7 gold coins
Pistil Firework – a colorful central burst of a chrysanthemum or peony – 7 gold coins
Spinner Firework – stars that spin away in a synchronized style – 7 gold coins
Special Fireworks
Giant Dragon Firework – this firework is in the shape of a giant dragon that can fly and breath fireworks – 20 gold coins
Unicorn Firework – this firework is in the shape of a unicorn which hops around a forest scenery – 20 gold coins
Flower Scenery Firework – this firework is a scenery of different flowers – 20 gold coins
Mountain Landscape Firework – this firework is a scenery of a beautiful mountain landscape – 20 gold coins
Forest Scenery Firework – this firework is a scene of a peaceful forest – 20 gold coins
Beach Scenery Firework – this firework is a scene of a beach where the waves moving – 20 gold coins
Space Scenery Firework – this firework is a scenery of outer space and the planets – 20 gold coins
House Scenery Firework – this firework is scene of house – 20 gold coins
Useful Items Instant Darkness Powder – throw this powder onto the ground and everything will turn pitch black within five giant lengths. The thrower will only see. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 50 gold coins per bag
Instant Lightness Powder – throw this powder onto the ground and everything will turn blinding white within five giant lengths. The thrower will only see. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 50 gold coins per bag
Candle Of Radiance – this candle gives light to the holder – 70 gold coins
Dagger Of Unlocking And Untying – this knife can unlock and untie anything – 80 gold coins
Knockback Stick – hit a person with this stick and they will be knocked back 1 giant length – 50 gold coins
Shadow Cloak – when you go in darkness and shadows you will be invisible – 100 gold coins
