SHOPS ON MONSTER ALLEY
DEFINITELY NOT DRAGON CLOTHES
All clothing in this store comes from dragon skin. It is enchanted to that it looks feels like leather so no one but you will know that you are wearing dragon skin. Dragon skin is valued because it is both fire proof and waterproof. It is illegal to sell dragon skin. If you want to buy from this store, you have to know what to say when you knock on the door. When the clerk opens the spy hole you should say, “I hear that it’s a good day for flying.” This phrase will let the clerk know that you are a customer (not an officer) and he will let you into the store.
Dragon skin slippers - 30 gold coins
Dragon skin Sandals - 30 gold coins
Short dragon skin boots - 50 gold coins
High dragon skin boots - 60 gold coins
White dragon skin shorts - 30 gold coins
Dyed dragon skin shorts (in the colour of your choice) - 30 gold coins
White dragon skin pants - 50 gold coins
Dyed dragon skin pants (in the colour of your choice) - 60 gold coins
White dragon skin shirt - 35 gold coins
Dyed dragon skin shirt (in the colour of your choice) - 40 gold coins
Padded dragon skin shirt to go under hauberk - 45 gold coins
White dragon skin dress - 50 gold coins
dragon skin dress (in the colour of your choice) - 55 gold coins
White dragon skin cotton cloak - 35 gold coins
Hooded dragon skin cloak i(n colour of your choice) - 40 gold coins
White dragon skin cloak with hood - 45 gold coins
White hooded dragon skin cloak with hood and 6 inner pockets - 50 gold coins
dragon skin belt - 20 gold coins
dragon skin coin pouch with dragon skin string attachment - 20 gold coins
dragon skin purse - 25 gold coins
dragon skin hat with wide brim - 25 gold coins
dragon skin hat with rolled up brim - 25 gold coins
CURSED WEAPONS
Long bow arrow – cursed so that when they hit someone, that creature loses their memory completely for one day. Good for one use. – 40 gold coins
Dagger - cursed so that when it strikes someone, that creature begins to dance. They can not attack for one turn until the curse wears off. Good for one use. - 40 gold coins
Whip – will turn into a poisonous great spotted snake when you say the magic word. Snake will change back into a whip after 10 minutes – good for 3 uses. – 40 gold coins
12 Exploding ninja stars – enchanted to explode upon impact when thrown. Each star is good for one use. – 30 gold coins
CURSES R US
Cursed gum – when someone chews this gum, it glues their mouth shut for 5 minutes – 15 gold coins
Cursed honey cookie – when someone eats this cookie, they will only be able to talk about unicorns for 5 minutes – 15 gold coins
Curse shoes – when someone puts these shoes on, the laces ties themselves together at random moments so that the wearer falls down. Good for five use and then they turn into normal shoes. 30 gold pieces
TOTALLY NOT DANGEROUS PETS
The creatures sold in this store are illegal to sell. However, it is not illegal to have one in your possession. To get into the store, knock three times, leave for 10 minutes and come back and knock twice. The shop owner will unlock the door and let you in.
Nixie (7 HP) – relative of the pixie but more wild and unpredictable, fits in your hand, can fly to fetch little things for you but they might decide to steal them and fly away - 200 gold coins
Doblin (9 HP) – light aversion, all doblins keep their skin covered, created by the dark wizard, Tor, by combining goblins, dervals, and unknown ingredients. Very carnivorous. Don’t cut your finger: they go crazy at the sight or smell of blood and they may try to eat you. -300 gold coins
FUNNY FOOD STORE
Exploding Egg - if you try to crack this egg, it will explode in your face - 10 gold coins
Cross-eyed carrot – if you eat one of these, you go cross-eyed for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
Aging Apple – if you eat one of these, you turn old and senile for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
Brain Bread – if you eat a whole loaf of this bread, you get incredibly smart for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
Terrible taters – if you eat two of these potatoes, you will act like a two-year old who is prone to tantrums for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins
BLASTER DISASTER SHOP
Blue blaster - blasts water in an eight foot wide spray. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
Green blaster - you can control the weather within a 10 foot radius. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
Orange blaster -blasts fire in an eight foot come. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
White blaster -blasts boulders (up to 20 feet high) into pieces. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins
Yellow blaster - shoots a thin stream of sneezing gas up to 20 feet. The gas makes any creature it touches suffer a sneezing fit that leaves it unable to fight for one round. Good for one use. 100 gold coins
JAFF'S JUNK
headless stuffy - 2 gold coins
strip of old brown carpet - 2 gold coins
headless axe - 3 gold coins
a rusty sword - 5 gold coins
Cena's Starvation Soup Kitchen (Student Store)
Everything in this soup kitchen is free. All creatures (even monsters) can come in for a good hot meal. Don't fight or we'll kick you out.
Today's Regular Menu
bagels and butter
steak
burritos
cake
soup
turkey
mashed potato
Special Monster Menu
mystery eyeball soup
fish eye soup
raw chicken meat slices
animal head on a shish kebob
gore on a plate
DONUT MAKE ME MAD BAKERY (Student Store)
Donuts
Scaredy Cat Donut -If you eat this donut it makes you cowardly for 20 min. - 15 gold coins
Everything But The Kitchen Sink Donut - Gives you double earnings as you are writing for 15 min. - 15 gold coins
See No Evil Donut- Blinds the person who eats it for 10 min. - 15 gold coins
Frog In Your Throat Donut - Makes the person who eats it spit frogs for 20 min. - 15 gold coins
Festive Turkey Dinner- The whole turkey dinner in one donut. You don't feel hungry for a whole day. - 15 gold coins
Ghost Donut- Makes you invisible for one turn. - 15 gold coins
Cookies
Minion Cookie- Spawns 2 minions to help you for one turn. They each have 5 HP. - 20 gold coins
Food Cookie- Gives you 2 extra health for the day. - 20 gold coins
Blah Blah Cookie- Makes a person speak gibberish fo for one turn - 20 gold coinsay.
EMBER'S MONSTER SOUP KITCHEN (Student Store)
To get into this soup kitchen, you must pay 1 gold coin. MONSTER'S ONLY - NO HUMANS ALLOWED
Soup - Choose 1
vbug
jibe
tomato
Entre
grilled cheese sandwich
Cookies - Choose 1
Chocolate chip
peanut butter monster cookie