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SHOPS ON MONSTER ALLEY

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DEFINITELY NOT DRAGON CLOTHES


All clothing in this store comes from dragon skin.  It is enchanted to that it looks feels like leather so no one but you will know that you are wearing dragon skin.  Dragon skin is valued because it is both fire proof and waterproof.  It is illegal to sell dragon skin.  If you want to buy from this store, you have to know what to say when you knock on the door.  When the clerk opens the spy hole you should say, “I hear that it’s a good day for flying.”  This phrase will let the clerk know that you are a customer (not an officer) and he will let you into the store.


Dragon skin slippers - 30 gold coins

Dragon skin Sandals - 30 gold coins

Short dragon skin boots - 50 gold coins

High dragon skin boots - 60 gold coins


White dragon skin shorts - 30 gold coins

Dyed dragon skin shorts (in the colour of your choice) - 30 gold coins

White dragon skin pants - 50 gold coins

Dyed dragon skin pants (in the colour of your choice) - 60 gold coins


White dragon skin shirt - 35 gold coins

Dyed dragon skin shirt (in the colour of your choice) - 40 gold coins


Padded dragon skin shirt to go under hauberk - 45 gold coins


White dragon skin dress - 50 gold coins

dragon skin dress (in the colour of your choice) - 55 gold coins


White dragon skin cotton cloak - 35 gold coins

Hooded dragon skin cloak i(n colour of your choice) - 40 gold coins

White dragon skin cloak with hood - 45 gold coins

White hooded dragon skin cloak with hood and 6 inner pockets - 50 gold coins


dragon skin belt - 20 gold coins


dragon skin coin pouch with dragon skin string attachment - 20 gold coins

dragon skin purse - 25 gold coins


dragon skin hat with wide brim - 25 gold coins

dragon skin hat with rolled up brim - 25 gold coins



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CURSED WEAPONS

Long bow arrow – cursed so that when they hit someone, that creature loses their memory completely for one day. Good for one use. – 40 gold coins

Dagger - cursed so that when it strikes someone, that creature begins to dance.  They can not attack for one turn until the curse wears off.  Good for one use. - 40 gold coins


Whip – will turn into a poisonous great spotted snake when you say the magic word.  Snake will change back into a whip after 10 minutes  – good for 3 uses. – 40 gold coins


12 Exploding ninja stars – enchanted to explode upon impact when thrown.  Each star is good for one use. – 30 gold coins





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CURSES R US

Cursed gum – when someone chews this gum, it glues their mouth shut for 5 minutes – 15 gold coins


Cursed honey cookie – when someone eats this cookie, they will only be able to talk about unicorns for 5 minutes – 15 gold coins


Curse shoes – when someone puts these shoes on, the laces ties themselves together at random moments so that the wearer falls down. Good for five use and then they turn into normal shoes.  30 gold pieces

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TOTALLY NOT DANGEROUS PETS

The creatures sold in this store are illegal to sell.  However, it is not illegal to have one in your possession.  To get into the store, knock three times, leave for 10 minutes and come back and knock twice.  The shop owner will unlock the door and let you in.

Nixie (7 HP) – relative of the pixie but more wild and unpredictable, fits in your hand, can fly to fetch little things for you but they might decide to steal them and fly away - 200 gold coins


Doblin (9 HP) – light aversion, all doblins keep their skin covered, created by the dark wizard, Tor, by combining goblins, dervals, and unknown ingredients.  Very carnivorous.  Don’t cut your finger: they go crazy at the sight or smell of blood and they may try to eat you. -300 gold coins


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FUNNY FOOD STORE

Exploding Egg  - if you try to crack this egg, it will explode in your face - 10 gold coins


Cross-eyed carrot – if you eat one of these, you go cross-eyed for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins


Aging Apple – if you eat one of these, you turn old and senile for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins


Brain Bread – if you eat a whole loaf of this bread, you get incredibly smart for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins


Terrible taters – if you eat two of these potatoes, you will act like a two-year old who is prone to tantrums for 10 minutes - 50 gold coins

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BLASTER DISASTER SHOP

Blue blaster - blasts water in an eight foot wide spray.  Good for one use. - 100 gold coins

Green blaster - you can control the weather within a 10 foot radius. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins

Orange blaster -blasts fire in an eight foot come.  Good for one use. - 100 gold coins

White blaster -blasts boulders (up to 20 feet high) into pieces. Good for one use. - 100 gold coins

Yellow blaster - shoots a thin stream of sneezing gas up to 20 feet.  The gas makes any creature it touches suffer a sneezing fit that leaves it unable to fight for one round.  Good for one use.  100 gold coins

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JAFF'S JUNK

headless stuffy - 2 gold coins

strip of old brown carpet - 2 gold coins

headless axe - 3 gold coins

a rusty sword - 5 gold coins

Cena's Starvation Soup Kitchen  (Student Store)

Everything in this soup kitchen is free.  All creatures  (even monsters) can come in for a good hot meal.  Don't fight  or we'll kick you out.

Today's Regular Menu

bagels and butter

steak

burritos

cake

soup

turkey

mashed potato

 

Special Monster Menu

mystery eyeball soup

fish eye soup

raw chicken meat slices

animal head on a shish kebob

gore on a plate

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DONUT MAKE ME MAD BAKERY  (Student Store)

Donuts

Scaredy Cat Donut -If you eat this donut it makes you cowardly for 20 min. - 15 gold coins

Everything But The Kitchen Sink Donut - Gives you double earnings as you are writing for 15 min. - 15 gold coins

See No Evil Donut- Blinds the person who eats it for 10 min. - 15 gold coins

Frog In Your Throat Donut - Makes the person who eats it spit frogs for 20 min. - 15 gold coins

Festive Turkey Dinner- The whole turkey dinner in one donut. You don't feel hungry for a whole day. - 15 gold coins

Ghost Donut- Makes you invisible for one turn. - 15 gold coins

Cookies

Minion Cookie- Spawns 2 minions to help you for one turn.  They each have 5 HP.  - 20 gold coins

Food Cookie- Gives you 2 extra health for the day. - 20 gold coins

Blah Blah Cookie- Makes a person speak gibberish fo for one turn - 20 gold coinsay.

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EMBER'S MONSTER SOUP KITCHEN  (Student Store)

To get into this soup kitchen, you must pay 1 gold coin.  MONSTER'S ONLY - NO HUMANS ALLOWED

Soup - Choose 1

vbug 

jibe

tomato

Entre

grilled cheese sandwich

Cookies - Choose 1

Chocolate chip

peanut butter monster cookie

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FELIX'S FANTASTIC JOKE SHOP  (Student Store)

Weird Food WARNING: Some of these products may cause harm. Buy at your own risk.

Weird Food

Craving Cabbage – when eaten, you will suddenly crave old and stinky cabbage. Effect lasts ten minutes – 3 gold coins

Brain Rotting Bread – when eaten, rots your brain for ten minutes – 5 gold coins

Bomb Bubble Gum – blow a bubble and when it pops, it explodes. Roll 1D4 for damage toll. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Junk Food Jello – when eaten, you will suddenly want to eat junk food. Effect lasts 10 minutes – 5 gold coins

Giddy Gumdrops – when eaten, you will start running in circles and jumping up and down. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Jelly Leg Beans – eat this jelly bean and your legs will turn into jelly. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Cool Candy Tongue-Tying Toffees – eat this toffee and it will tie your tongue into knots. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Fainting Fizzies – eat this candy and you will faint. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Drooling Dweebs – eat this candy and you will start drooling. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Barfing Butter Mints – Eat this candy and you will start barfing. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Rock Candy – eat this candy and you will turn into a medium sized rock. Effect lasts two turns – 5 gold coins each

Snickers – eat this candy and you will start snickering at everybody. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Fire-Smoking Fudge – eat this fudge and your mouth will start smoking. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Liquifying Lollipops – eat this lollipop and you will turn into liquid candy. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 5 gold coins each

Hunger Hamburger – when eaten, you will start feeling very hungry and will want to eat tons of food. Effect lasts ten minutes – 6 gold coins

Century Aging Egg – when eaten, you suddenly look a hundred years older for ten minutes - 7 gold coins

Booster Beans – when eaten, you get a fart boost of one Giant Length – 10 gold coins

Kitty-Cat Chocolate Bar – eat this chocolate and you will transform into a cat with 5 health power. Effect lasts two turns – 10 gold coins

Monster MnM’s – eat this and you will turn into a monster of your choice. The monster has 8hp. Effect lasts two turns – 10 gold coins each

Shielding Smarties – eat this candy and you will be shielded from damage for 2 turns. Effect lasts ten minutes – 10 gold coins each
 

Fireworks

NOTE: You need to pay a permit fee of five gold coins before you buy any fireworks. You can get the fireworks in these colors: Red, Dark Red, Light Red, Orange, Dark Orange, Light Orange, Yellow, Dark Yellow, Light Yellow, Green, Dark Green, Light Green, Blue, Dark Blue, Light Blue, Purple, Dark Purple, Light Purple, Pink, Dark Pink, Light Pink, Gray, Dark Gray, Light Gray, White, Warm White, and Cool White.

 

Chrysanthemum Firework – a globe shape of stars and tails – 3 gold coins

Tail Firework – follows a star or comet – 3 gold coins

Willow Firework – a long cascading burst with stars that fall downward – 5 gold coins

Peony Firework – an expanding globe shaped color changing burst – 5 gold coins

Glitter Firework – a constant flow of strobing sparkles – 5 gold coins

Fish Firework – begins as stars but then the stars quickly swim away from the burst – 5 gold coins

Crosette Firework – a comet that splits into stars and tails – 5 gold coins

Pearls Firework – a multitude of bright glowing stars that dissolve – 5 gold coins

Strobe Firework – a quick series of flickers and flashes – 5 gold coins

Brocade Firework – weaving clusters within a star burst – 7 gold coins

Palm Firework – long cascading stars that burst with thick glittery tails – 7 gold coins

Bees Firework – many points of light that disperse into different directions - 7 gold coins

Pistil Firework – a colorful central burst of a chrysanthemum or peony – 7 gold coins

Spinner Firework – stars that spin away in a synchronized style – 7 gold coins

Special Fireworks

Giant Dragon Firework – this firework is in the shape of a giant dragon that can fly and breath fireworks – 20 gold coins

Unicorn Firework – this firework is in the shape of a unicorn which hops around a forest scenery – 20 gold coins

Flower Scenery Firework – this firework is a scenery of different flowers – 20 gold coins

Mountain Landscape Firework – this firework is a scenery of a beautiful mountain landscape – 20 gold coins

Forest Scenery Firework – this firework is a scene of a peaceful forest – 20 gold coins

Beach Scenery Firework – this firework is a scene of a beach where the waves moving – 20 gold coins

Space Scenery Firework – this firework is a scenery of outer space and the planets – 20 gold coins

House Scenery Firework – this firework is scene of house – 20 gold coins

Useful Items Instant Darkness Powder – throw this powder onto the ground and everything will turn pitch black within five giant lengths. The thrower will only see. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 50 gold coins per bag

Instant Lightness Powder – throw this powder onto the ground and everything will turn blinding white within five giant lengths. The thrower will only see. Effect lasts twenty minutes – 50 gold coins per bag

Candle Of Radiance – this candle gives light to the holder – 70 gold coins

Dagger Of Unlocking And Untying – this knife can unlock and untie anything – 80 gold coins

 Knockback Stick – hit a person with this stick and they will be knocked back 1 giant length – 50 gold coins

Shadow Cloak – when you go in darkness and shadows you will be invisible – 100 gold coins

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